have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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