Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Just high enough for therapy.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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