his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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