Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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