I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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