so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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