you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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