Your tits are I can't wait for
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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