I am full of burrito and curiosity
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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