I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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