That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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