did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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