come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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