what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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