today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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