I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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