Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I think I sprained my soul last night
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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