Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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