Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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