I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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