Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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