69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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