ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I understand Curling. That high.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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