i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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