Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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