Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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