'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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