Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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