YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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