How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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