i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Welp...herpes.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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