ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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