i always forget guys have bellybuttons
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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