Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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