Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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