I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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