In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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