this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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