Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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