What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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