Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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It's blow job season.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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