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Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
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