going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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