He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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