After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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