if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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