I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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