Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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