would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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