found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
where am i from again
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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