Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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