sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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