Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I would ride that face into the sunset
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