So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
