I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
