remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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